Have you ever read a romance book? Where the couple spilt, and all... Everything bad happened to them. But in the end, they still lived happily ever after? Okay, almost every romance book have that kind of ending. But I envy the couple, they get all sort of obstacles, but they still get together?! It's highly impossible in real life. ): How I wish I live in storybooks, where I'll get to live happily with my loved one forever and ever. ):
JONATHAN IS DAMN HOT!! XD
Okay, that's highly random. :D
I'm bored. ):< No one's here to entertain me. Fine, I shall talk to Janice, Angela, Amanda, and the others. And message Jonathan, my new found entertainment. And guess what, he's really hot. :D Hahahs. *PS.Jonathan, you rock my world. :D
Who has the song.. A1-forever in love? :D Send it to me please? :D
Thanks.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
This joke is GROSS!! XD
A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The lady responded, "They're making a sandwich." Then they pass two dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"
YUCKS...
Okay. Bye